Squij by TCS
TO ASHLEY FOR BUYING IT! LONG LIVE ALPHA - BY JASON KENDALL - - - - - - - - - - - - 'F1' TO COMMENCE 'F3' FOR OPTIONS CRACKED BY THE OMEGA MAN OF THE TCS - JASONKENDALLALPHA OMEGA - 'F1' TO COMMENCE 'F3' FOR OPTIONS CRACKED BY THE OMEGA MAN OF THE TCS - BY JASON KENDALL 'F1' RETURN TO MAIN MENU 'F3' DISPLAY INSTRUCTIONS 'F5' DISPLAY HIGHEST SCORE GUIDE SQIJ (SAID 'SQUIDGE') AROUND THE GREAT UNDERGROUND CAVERNS OF PYLPAPA IN SEARCH OF THE LOST CAVE 'LOTZ-TOO-WEET' WHERE HE CAN REBUILD THE 'ENERTREE' WHICH WILL GIVE HIM SPACE BAR EVEPLASTING LIFE. THE ENERTREE IS IN SIX PIECES, EACH PIECE BEING FOUND SOMEWHERE IN THE MANY CAVERNS OF PYLPAPA. OF COURSE, RECOVERING THE PIECES ARE NOT SQIJ'S ONLY PROBLEM ... SPACE BAR - TO REGAIN LOST LIFE ENERGY SQIJ HAS TO EAT THE FRUIT FROM THE 'ENERTREY' THAT WILL AP - SPACE BARA[ N - ACB SQIJ HAS TO DEAL WITH ALL KINDS OF WEIRD 'THINGYS' FOUND IN THE CAVERNS BY SHOOTING THEM WITH HIS 'SPLURGER'. TO GET THROUGH THE ENERGY DOORS YOU MUST COLLECT ONE OF THE OODLEFOODLE SPACE BAR FRUIT AND TAKE IT TO ONE OF THE THREE DISPENSA-MONSTA'S TO OBTAIN A PASS! CRACKED BY THE OMEGA MAN OF THE TCS PRESS SPACE BAR TO RETURN TO MAIN MENU TODAYS HIGHEST SCORE (SPACE BAR TO RETURN TO MAIN MENU) - WOWBAGGER,RUSSY,KAT,RALPHY,WIZARD. ARE YOU READY ? GO !! CONGRATULATIONS !! YOU'VE BROKEN TODAYS RECORD !! PLEASE ENTER YOUR NAME - - - - - - - - - - - PRESS SPACE BAR WELCOME TO .. - THE MOST AMAZINGLY FROODY AND HIP GAME THIS SIDE OF BETELGEUSE. PRESS 'F1' TO EXPERIENCE THE MOST TERRIFIC PLEASURE EVER LAID ON YOUR BEADY LITTLE PUPILS. WHY NOT TRY 'F3' FOR A SET OF INSTRUCTIONS THAT WILL BLAST YOUR MIND INTO THE DEPTHS OF INFINITE SPACE AND TIME AND IF YOU STILL DON'T WANT TO PLAY THEN BE DAZZLED BY THE MASSIVE MEGA-SCROLL BELOW. HELLO TO JAY DERRET WHO WROTE THE MUZAK FOR THIS GAME & THANKS TO ASHLEY FOR BUYING IT! LONG LIVE ALPHA-OMEGA! AT THE TIME OF WRITING THIS MESSAGE, RUBIKS MAGIC HAS JUST BEEN RELEASED... I CAN DO IT IN JUST OVER 2 SECONDS!.... I DARE ANYONE TO BEAT THAT! ANYONE WHO HASN'T GOT AN ASSEMBLER, GET 'MIKRO'. A FEW MAJOR HELLOS TO MY BEST FRIENDS ...... RUSSY FIRST (HE DESIGNED NEARLY ALL OF THE ORIGINAL SCREENS) ... HELLO TO MAX 'WOWBAGGER THE INFINITELY PROLONGED' ADDIE !!!!!!! MEGA-GREETINGS TO JASON (THE KAT) CUTLER, HI GINA! (MY LIL' SIS). HI ALSO TO DAVE THE WIZARD, RALPHY, MATTHEW & EVESHAM ! - - - - - - - - ------------ - - - - X - - - - - - - -